Fairytale of a print exhibition

With thanks to Shane McGowan, we present a seasonal ditty to sing around the festive dining table.

It was Drupa Eve babe

In the Altstadt

An old man said to me, won’t see another one

And then he drank his beer

Remembered exhibitions gone

When CTP was new

And digital print was young

Went into Hall number one

Where Heidelberg is strong

I’ve got a feeling

This press is for you and me

So happy Drupa

I love you baby

I can see a better time

When automation’s come

They’ve got halls big as towns

They’ve got rivers of ink

And the Rhine flows right past you

If you stop for a drink

When you first took my Mac

On a cold Christmas Eve

You promised me

Drupa was waiting for me

Heidelberg is so handsome

And Roland’s the pretty

Queen of Drupa City

When the demo was finished

They howled out for more.

Landa was swinging

The folders were singing

We went on to Ricoh

And watched inkjet fly.

The chords of the Drupa song

Were ringing through the halls

And the trams were bringing printers

From around the world.

You’re scuffing

You’re streaking

You’re an old press that’s leaking

Out of fit and your impression is off

You’re scumming, you’re marking

And your ink will not dry

Happy Drupa your arse

I pray God it’s our last

The chords of the Drupa song

Were ringing through the halls

And the trams were bringing printers

From around the world.

I could have bought a Landa

Well so could anyone

You took my jobs from me

When I first found you

I kept them with me babe

I imposed them with my own

Can’t fold them all alone

I built my firm around you

The chords of the Drupa song

Were ringing through the halls

And the trams were bringing printers

From around the world.

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